Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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