Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
