theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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