i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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