I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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