dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So squirting runs in the family.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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