Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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