Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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