i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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