nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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