question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I know her cup size but not her name....
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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