i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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