I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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