it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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