i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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