Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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