these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
