i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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