: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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