We're like a lot better than the average bears
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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