sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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