Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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