What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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