On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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