what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
