i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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