I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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