she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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