Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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