I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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