he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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