you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Drake has all the answers
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
