He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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