How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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