Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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