I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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