we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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