wakey wakey hands off snakey
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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