You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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