Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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