i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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