I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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