Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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