I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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