I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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