Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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