yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I enjoy the company of your penis
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