Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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