okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
vagina is talking i cant
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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