Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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