When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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