You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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