when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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