Do you still have your period?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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