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• (323): View more from California

  I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs

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  I accepted the offer

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.

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