that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's never too late to be topless.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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