so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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