Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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