What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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