we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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